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This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "Fork Mer? Oh Darling, Let's Eat Dinner First." The primary background is a coral orange.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.
This placemat features a fork and a knife as romantic utensils. The knife is portrayed as a rakish male with a French mustache and pompadour, wearing a blue suit and a red cape. Next to him in a bowl of pasta is the sexy fork with long black hair and her knee bent with pasta sauce dripping off. It is meant to be tongue in cheek with text proclaiming: "Fork Mer? Oh Darling, Let's Eat Dinner First." The primary background is a coral orange.
The placemat is displayed on a table with a cup and saucer, a teapot, a plant, and a spoon for context.
The placemat is folded over at the left corner to show the white cotton backing.

I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat (Free U.S. Shipping)

Set the table, pour the wine, and let the drama unfold—because this placemat isn’t here to play nice.

It’s perfect for romance readers who like their meals served with a side of sass, spice, and silverware chemistry that rivals their favorite book couples.

This mat knows how to set the mood—flirty, fun, and just dramatic enough to keep things interesting.

Because a table without a little heat is just boring.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.

Placemat Details:

  • 100% Cotton
  • One-sided print
  • One size: 18" × 14"
  • White seam thread
  • Machine Wash/Dry/Iron
  • Note: Pre-constructed item. Size variance +/- 0.5"
FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
$24.99
$24.99
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Sku: 31947324401517178423

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